Why?
Khan Noonien Singh played by Cucumberpatch, his background being weaponised instead of really constitutive to his character, Section 31 being FUCKING MORONS, no character development, why is Kirk alive? burn tribbles, suddenly Klingons? but from WHERE? WHY? Since when have all of the crew been teenagers (including “I don’t have emotions” Spock), why did old Spock just appear I don’t get it? Khan really wasn’t smart enough - good in combat, not clever. Since when have federation ships been capable of planetary gravity let alone submersible? WHY SAVE THE LIFE OF TRIBBLES? Since when has Khan been the fountain of life? At what point do I care about any of the characters? When did Pike lose his nuance and just become the tragically abstract good? Why would you put a bridge officer in charge of the engine room? O noe he has lost his ship but he has it back now ok.
I could go one. Like. For a while.



